$chosen
"; -} - -// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_footer action is called -add_action('admin_footer', 'hello_dolly'); - -// We need some CSS to position the paragraph -function dolly_css() { - // This makes sure that the posinioning is also good for right-to-left languages - $x = ( 'rtl' == get_bloginfo( 'text_direction' ) ) ? 'left' : 'right'; - - echo " - - "; -} - -add_action('admin_head', 'dolly_css'); - -?> +Hello, Dolly in the upper right of your admin screen on every page. +Author: Matt Mullenweg +Version: 1.5.1 +Author URI: http://ma.tt/ +*/ + +function hello_dolly_get_lyric() { + /** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */ + $lyrics = "Hello, Dolly +Well, hello, Dolly +It's so nice to have you back where you belong +You're lookin' swell, Dolly +I can tell, Dolly +You're still glowin', you're still crowin' +You're still goin' strong +We feel the room swayin' +While the band's playin' +One of your old favourite songs from way back when +So, take her wrap, fellas +Find her an empty lap, fellas +Dolly'll never go away again +Hello, Dolly +Well, hello, Dolly +It's so nice to have you back where you belong +You're lookin' swell, Dolly +I can tell, Dolly +You're still glowin', you're still crowin' +You're still goin' strong +We feel the room swayin' +While the band's playin' +One of your old favourite songs from way back when +Golly, gee, fellas +Find her a vacant knee, fellas +Dolly'll never go away +Dolly'll never go away +Dolly'll never go away again"; + + // Here we split it into lines + $lyrics = explode("\n", $lyrics); + + // And then randomly choose a line + return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand(0, count($lyrics) - 1) ] ); +} + +// This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later +function hello_dolly() { + $chosen = hello_dolly_get_lyric(); + echo "$chosen
"; +} + +// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_footer action is called +add_action('admin_footer', 'hello_dolly'); + +// We need some CSS to position the paragraph +function dolly_css() { + // This makes sure that the posinioning is also good for right-to-left languages + $x = ( 'rtl' == get_bloginfo( 'text_direction' ) ) ? 'left' : 'right'; + + echo " + + "; +} + +add_action('admin_head', 'dolly_css'); + +?>